This girl is more easily done than said...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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