so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"