so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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