How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode