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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I found those 18 whoppers we bought.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days

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  Are you goin to rehab again?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.

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• (716): View more from New York

  and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"

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