Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.