My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Walk of Shame today included voting.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
