you guys were way drunker than both of me
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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