): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
my being single is dangerous.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His nipple licking is glorious
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