as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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