New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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