Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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