NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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