I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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