My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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