We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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