wake up i wanna do it froggy style
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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