I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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