Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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