I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Let's get the cat blown out
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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