I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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