Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
