If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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