Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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