You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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