yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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