My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.