captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend