I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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