the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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