sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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