I want to have your abortion
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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