its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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