how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
how do flat chested girls get laid?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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