This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dear god my vagina.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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