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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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