Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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