he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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