help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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