With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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