I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
