How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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