As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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