I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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