Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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