there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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