I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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