I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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