How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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