everyone is single if you try hard enough
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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