im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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