Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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