Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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