I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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