last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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