16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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