oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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